The Perks of Being a Newbie

Hello, let me introduce myself! I go by the username, Unicorn_XxYz, but you can call me Unicorn! And today, is the day, The Kingdom of Habbo meets the Unicorn himself!

I’ve never been in an agency. I don’t really know what those are, to be honest. Oh, I have been in a My Little Pony fan club. That counts, right?

Well today, I’ve decided to look past my days of Twilight Sparkle roleplaying. Today, I’m going to join KoH! I’ve heard loads of things about it from my friend. Hopefully I can uphold my unicorn ways in whatever Race I am placed in.

My trainer just told me that I’m a fairy… Hell yes! Looks like I’m now a Unicorn Fairy. Has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?

I asked to join the Kingdom General kik Chat, which seems cool. New people, new potential unicorn-lovers.

The base is really cool, but it’s so confusing. What does this lever do?

I can’t help but be the slightest bit jealous when I see those HRs strutting out of the VIP area from their annoyingly convenient Royal Official gate. I haven’t forgotten my ID yet, which is an A+ in my opinion. I just hope I can work hard enough to get to RO before I do so.

Races Simulator Training took forever! Twenty minutes at the most? More like Twenty-thousand minutes. Or maybe my Unicorn-self just needed some extra time to adjust. Who cares about that, my tag is ‘da bomb’, who could compete with [Meow]? Got to take advantage of those 2-4 letter, am I right?

Personally, I think I am professional at this now. I can now TRAIN new members! Like who would have thought I’d go this far? I mean, my Training Log is at 3 replies already and it’s only been like a year since I was trained! I underestimated myself, maybe MLP is going to be in the past for good.

Look who got Royal Official! Damn, I moved up fast. My Training Log is at 4 replies, I get to wear my snazzy leopard print trousers and I can embrace my lazy self once more by never having to go through security again! I’m now a Unicorn, a Fairy and a Wizard. Just as destiny predicted.

And finally after all this hard work, with my Training log finally at 6 replies and my Promotion Log at 694 replies, I can say I am now a certified…

Unicorn, Fairy, Wizard, Alchemist! (What’s an Alchemist?)

[10,000,000,002 YEARS LATER]

I, Unicorn_XxYz, The Newly Crowned King of Habbo, Protector of the Realms of Agencies and Advocate to the Habbo’ian Foundation of Keeping MLP Roleplay Alive. Offer you, dear reader, the chance to join our amazing agency.

Come see for yourself the journey Unicorn made from newbie to King. Join today!

(If you’re already in the Kingdom, that’s cool too.)